Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Litigationz of a Ridah

This is sound legal advice! Can't control your temper? Stay away from crowds! Love guns? Best avoid airports and schoolyards! And, judging from the frisky behavior and petty crime in my town, I was beginning to wonder about the legality of smokable cocaine.

The Message Show is my new favorite goldbricking activity. Also Joyce Bains has her own blog.

Happy Halloween


Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Admitted!



I have health insurance! Yee haw!

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Art O' the Day: Jean-Michel Basquiat, Untitled, 1984

“I get my facts from books, stuff on atomisers, the blues, ethyl alcohol, geese in the Egyptian style ... I put what I like from them in my paintings.“-JMB

Sunday, October 14, 2007

It's Got the Booty Flava!


Found Magazine
made a stop in my town this weekend and provided me an evening of bliss. I love piecing together the mysteries of old photos and scribble notes. Without any context, they are often hilarious and a bit squirmy... just as the one pictured.

Monday, October 8, 2007

My Favorite Gibb


I'm all into Andy Gibb today. I don't know what made me think about him.

He was 70's Bop cute, made a couple albums, did a shitload of coke, dated Victoria Principal, was on Punky Brewster and then he died.

I would bet that if I had famous older siblings in my field that I always had to compete against for love, attention and respect, that seeing myself in a purple satin jumpsuit singing "I Just Wanna Be (Your Everything)" on Solid Gold would drive me to drugs. In fact, only cocaine could help me make sense of that. I wouldn't believe a word anyone said I were sober.

I'd make an Amy Winehouse comment here but she would paddle across the Atlantic with a needle in her arm to kick my ass for comparing her to Andy Gibb.

Friday, October 5, 2007

I So Heart Flight of the Conchords

My introduction to Flight of the Conchords was making a snack at a friend's house a few months ago and hearing "OhGawd! You gotta see this!!!!" I walked into "Inner City Pressure"and was mesmerized. I watched the first 5 episodes, but I've run out of excuses to go to my cable dealer's house so I guess I have to wait until DVD.

I don't care if I'm aboard a crowded hipster bandwagon. I felt tired and way too impatient for my weekend to start this morning, so I watched "Tell Me Why" and all grouchiness and malaise instantly left my body. I hum "Business Time" when I'm getting dressed for a date. I tell people to be "Ab-So-Lute-ly outrageous" à la Bowie from the Ashes to Ashes video.

I love me some Bret and Jermaine.

Monday, October 1, 2007

Critical Efforts



Whee! Susie Bright posted my Honest Random Porn Review of Xana and Dax: When Opposites Attract!

Ugh, I think I am allergic to make-up. I developed this nagging eye infection after I tried my best Anouk Aimee look this weekend. Oh well, I got a cute picture out of it. That might be worth it.